Ahh, sex in Thailand. Every single man and international playboy’s dreams. Lithe, dark-skinned beauties who are happy to come right over and get on their knees.
What’s not to like?
With that being said, a lot of guys do the whole sex in Thailand thing wrong. They come with wads of cash, shitty New Balance sneakers, and the entire Soccer Dad In America look with them. This is the perfect example.
Watch the whole clip:
Then they expect Thai girls to throw themselves at them, and when they don’t they go fuck whores.
Then the whores give them AIDS and they die. Just kidding.
But, you can see what I mean. Steve Carrell at the beginning of that clip is going to Thailand to get hosed. Girls are going to milk him for his wallet and the leave him with his nuts full. Steve Carrell at the end of that montage is getting more pussy than a toilet seat.
Real Life Played Out
The All American Dad comes to Thailand after his divorce and expects pussy to rain from the sky from Thai girls and Indonesian women, but it’s just not how it works. Having your style and game together will result in infinitely more success than if you show up in New Balance sneakers.
With that being said, I’d now like to present to you…
5 Steps to a Silly Amount of Sex in Thailand
Think of this guide as a “stepping off point” to getting a ton of sex in Thailand. It’s not going into the fine details of what to do to get laid in Thailand, but it’ll teach you everything you need to do on a macro level.
#1: Clean Your Look & Act Up
Like I said, chuck the New Balance away. Get a decent haircut. If you’re 10 pounds overweight, lose it. These are the little things that will ensure you get genuine girls wanting you and not Thai bar girls, ladyboys, or whores.
I’m going to use everyone’s favorite action hero, James Bond.
Look at this summer utilized. I’ll be the first tell you—suits work. Ladies love a man wearing his sharpest suit.
But dear God, we’re talking about Thailand here.
I’m not going to tell you to suit up when it’s 110 degrees with 100% humidity.
But you can bet your ass you’ll get a ton of sex in Thailand if you show up looking like this:
#2: Book a Killer Pad or Hotel
No matter where you are in the world, logistics is everything when it comes to dating. Think about it—which of these is a more attractive alternative?
- “Let’s go back to mine for a glass of wine. I live 5 minutes from here by walking.”
- “Let’s go back to mine for a glass of wine. I live 5 miles from here, which is about 3 hours in Bangkok traffic.”
An apartment like this is ideal if you can swing it!
#3: Get Rested
You know what will kill a playboy trip real quick?
Major amounts of jetlag.
If you lose the first three days of your ten days (screw full-time work, eh) then that’s a lot of pussy you’re passing on. The last thing you want is to get to Thailand, ready to party, and then end up dozing off at 5pm because you booked the shitty flight with 5 layovers.
There is no “perfect” formula to achieve this, but do whatever works for you.
Splurge for business or first class if at all possible. And, at the very least, make sure you are equipped with the following on a plane:
- A decent neck pillow
- Noise cancelling headphones (I’ve owned Bose for YEARS and currently have these)
#4: Your Pipeline Needs to Be On-Point
You absolutely must have your online dating systems in check before you head to Thailand.
Start with Tinder (available on your friendly neighborhood app store) and Thai Cupid.
What’s the best time to start talking to Thai girls online before you head to the country? I’d say ten days to two weeks before your flight. If you do it too far in advance, she’ll forget about you, or you may simply become overwhelmed with all the numbers you have.
Too soon and you just might not fit into her schedule. Unlikely.
It is Thailand.
But two weeks is the perfect balance I’ve found, from my years in the game.
#5: Remember to ENJOY It
I want you to remember this: sometimes, when you play the game overseas, there’s a lot of pressure on trips to make them a “game success”
It’s stressful until you get the tip in.
Just remember—it’s Southeast Asia.
Sex in Thailand is easy to come by. The girls love to have sex, there’s no stigma against it, and it’s just a culture that is very open (legged).
So relax, enjoy it. I promise you, if you clean your look up and pipeline, you’ll get a stupid amount of sex in Thailand.
PS: Make sure you pipeline with Thai Cupid before you go…