If you can handle the heat, Thai girls just might be your calling. One of Southeast Asia’s best countries for expatriates, Thailand has a lot to offer. Warm weather, excellent food, a variety of locales from beaches to large cities. And finally–Thai women. Some of the sexiest, easiest, and friendly girls on the planet. Just make sure they don’t have a penis (more on that below…).
1. The Pizza Delivery Myth: True or False?
Let’s get this out of the way first, because it’s often the first question guys ask when they start planning their trip to Southeast Asia.
Are Thai girls REALLY as easy as everyone says they are? I can go on dates (or even end up having sex) with a different girl every single day?
I’m going to answer that question and make it very simple. YES.
You can practically have a Thai girl come to your door with as much ease as ordering a pizza. If you put in just a little bit of effort with Thai Cupid and Tinder, you’ll have no shortage whatsoever of dates and sex. It truly is an incredible feeling, coming from the western world where you have to fight for each and every date.
2. Thai Girls Make You King
Did you know that Thailand still keeps an actual king in power? Well, once you starting dating in Thailand, you’re going to feel like you are that king. Thai girls like to take good care of their man. This means that she’ll do everything in her feminine power to make your time in her country comfortable.
Once you’ve started to date a Thai girl (even casually), she’ll start doing the little things for you. Your apartment will be spotless because she insists on cleaning it. Your belly will be full because she insists on filling it with delicious Thai food. And finally, your balls won’t be full because she insists on you filling her.
In all seriousness, wrap it up fellas.
Don’t knock them up, that’s a whole world of trouble.
3. How to Meet Thai Women
Online dating is the name of the game when it comes to Thailand and Asia in general. They’re all plugged in and familiar with technology, and it’s just so easy.
There are two main ways to meet Thai girls online—Thai Cupid and Tinder.
Tinder…does anything more need to be said? It’s used often, and girls on it want to hook up with a Farang (foreign fella).
Thai Cupid is by far the best way to meet them. Yes, it costs a bit of money, but it’s absolutely worth it. If you pay $30 for a month membership, you’ll easily get a date a day from it. That’s literally a dollar a date. Well worth it—because that measly $30 stops a lot of guys from signing up for it. This means girls get less messages and have to compete for YOU.
I personally guarantee if you use both of these mediums, you’ll easily set up anywhere from two to five dates a day. Whether or not you have the stamina to handle that is up to you 😉
4. The Best Cities in Thailand
There’s a lot of good ones, but if you’re on a limited schedule, you’l probably want to stick to the Big 3:
- “The Islands”
- Chang Mai
Bangkok is simply chaos. Think along the lines of New York City, except even dirtier, sluttier, and seedy. That being said, it’s an absolute blast. You can go out and drink until the sun comes up every night of the week if you so desire. Your balls will be empty, and your wallet very well may be, too. The fast and furious pace of the Bangkok lifestyle can add up quickly if you’re not careful.
The Islands can be hit or miss.
Chang Mai is located in the mountains north of Bangkok. It’s definitely more laid back, but far smaller than Bangkok. As a side note—avoid Chang Mai in the summer at all costs. We’re talking about over 100 degrees and 90-100% humidity. Thankfully, you can still “order a pizza” even if it’s hot outside.
Which leads me to…
5. Get A Pool
You know how I said that getting Thai girls are basically like ordering pizza? Well, if you have a pool you can up your game even more.
Think of it like Domino’s Pizza 30 Minute Deal—where if you don’t get your order in 30 minutes, it’s on the house.
Thai women work like this because if you have a pool, they’ll pretty much head right over straight to your apartment or hotel right off the bat. It’s so blazing hot in so many parts of Thailand that a nice, modern pool is a welcome respite from the heat.
It doesn’t have to be too complex of a conversation, either. After you’ve gotten her number off of online dating, you can text a bit and then just say something like this:
Hey [Thai girl name], I’m about to go jump in my pool and cool off. It’s so hot. Come for a swim 🙂
Yeah, it’s truly that easy.
Don’t get me wrong, she knows what’s up in this case. You’re not just offering a swim, you’re offering swimming and a bit more. She knows that you’re going to ultimately make a move, but this gives her a reason to come anyway.
She’ll play coy and innocent but you can rest assured that if she comes “swimming” she’s also there to bang your brains out.
6. The Move
Once she’s over for a swim, you can invite her straight up to your apartment—you can even bang before you go swimming. Go down to your apartment’s front desk, and greet her. Tell her you just got in yourself and need a second to get change into your swim gear, grab a towel, etc. Some sort of excuse to go up to your actual apartment.
She’s going to act surprised or a bit scared, but ultimately she’ll probably just go with you.
If the vibe is good and you think she’ll be down, you can just bang her right then and there. If she’s acting very cautious or nervous, best to just give her a quick tour of the place, grab your swim stuff, and go down for the swim.
A key note is to avoid taking any snacks downstairs—give a good reason to go back upstairs afterwards. After swimming for an hour or so in the heat, you’ll both be famished. Since she’s already been inside, she’ll have no qualms about coming back up after you’ve been flirting at the pool for an hour.
The best part is that you’ve practically got her naked when you get back to your pad. Just make your move—by now, there’s no way she’ll say no 😉
7. After Sex
Like I said earlier, Thai girls like to treat their men like kings. If you need some post-coital refreshment, ask her if she can cook you some traditional Thai foods. If she’s worth her salt, you won’t be disappointed.
Of course, many players who venture to Thailand for the first time are looking to get in, get out, and move on with their life. In this case, you can just pre-seed something prior to having sex with her, that way you have a valid excuse to not spend all day with her. Thailand is a big expat area, so just say you have to meet a friend at a certain time.
It’s generally a good rule of thumb to give a sort of “3 hour cutoff” rule when doing this. This is enough time for her to be comfortable enough to have sex with you, and you can spend a little bit of quality time to make her enamored with you. Which means you can order her again—just like another pizza.
Thai girls are some of the most beautiful, easy, and kind girls in all of Asia—hell, the entire world. This combination makes Thailand an ideal place for a western guy looking to have some crazy adventures with foreign women.
I can’t recommend it enough. If you’ve got questions about Thailand or the women, leave them in the comments below.
PS: Make sure you’ve got both your Thai Cupid ready to rock before you take off for Thailand.