How to Get an Absurd Amount of Thai Pussy

If you want to get a stupid amount of Thai pussy, your options are pretty much limitless.

If you’re the type of guy who likes to party, you can easily find plenty of fantastic nightlife options almost anywhere in Thailand—especially Bangkok.

Partying not for you? No big deal. You can walk around the streets and talk to girls. Many of them will be very receptive.

If that intimidates you, you’ve got a plethora of online dating options between Thai Cupid and Tinder

And finally, if it suits you—there are plenty of Thai hookers out there if that’s your cup of tea (it’s not ours here at Life Around Asia). Just stay away from the Thai ladyboys, alright?

With that all being said, there is one thing that overrules all of these methods no matter what your preference. What’s that?

Game.

Here are some general game tips that will help you in your quest to conquer as much Thai pussy as possible.

#1: Don’t Be Stupid—Realize You’re Valuable

If you’re reading this site, you’re more than likely…

  • From a western country
  • Probably white, or at least partially white
  • Speak fluent English
  • Have money, or perhaps only little money but you have freedom

This means that compared to your average local Thai dude, you have a tremendous value in the eyes of a Thai girls.

Even if she isn’t looking to get wifed up and have babies (be cautious of those), you’re still a novel factor. Even if you’re only staying in Chiang Mai for a few weeks, you can provide her with:

  • A new, novel experience (farang!) of just dating a westerner.
  • More experiences that money can buy—you don’t have to be a sugar daddy, but the occasional nice bottle of wine or restaurant that won’t kill your budget is okay.
  • Someone to brag about to her friends.
  • And more.

The point is, there are so many Thai girls out there that there is zero point in putting Thai pussy on a pedestal that you worship. Instead, act like you are the prize—because you ARE.

#2: Don’t Overwhelm Yourself With Thai Pussy

Some dating sites have literally thousands of girls on them. Many of them are going to be intrigued by the idea of meeting up with you. Welcome to the Thai pussy buffet.

With that being said, it’s easy to overwhelm yourself. You might get 50 phone numbers in one day—but how many of those are you really going to be able to meet up with? Don’t spread yourself too thin.

If you’re on a short-term trip, by all means—knock yourself out. However, if you’re living the “digital nomad lifestyle” and are more permanent in Thailand, it’ll burn you out quick.

The point I’m trying to make is that it it’s sometimes better to aim for better quality rather than sheer numbers. It can be tempting to just gather lots of numbers, but there is no point in doing so unless you’re going out and meeting up with these girls, too!

So if you find yourself with dozens of phone numbers but no dates—take a step back.

Get off the dating site.

Text some of these girls and get them over to your apartment.

Once your balls are empty, you won’t find chasing Thai pussy on the internet quite as attractive as it was before.

Sign up for the best Thai dating site here.

#3: Stay Hydrated

Seriously, Thailand is hot.

It’s very important that you keep yourself hydrated, for several reasons:

  1. Your general health
  2. You can have more sex
  3. You can actually enjoy Thailand

This may seem like a sarastic point, but it’s really not. I’ve had a multiple-hours bang session with a girl, and not drank enough water the whole time. It just slipped my mind. Then, I go outside for some fresh air and I’m sweating balls. Before you know it, I’ve got a splitting headache and just felt like shit for the rest of the day.

Make sure you are always drinking enough water in Thailand, whether you’re inside or outside. Staying hydrated will make sure you’re fresh and up to getting even more Thai pussy than you’d ever dream of.

#4: Find What Works For You

Thai Pussy

Remember what I said earlier about going out at night, during the day, or doing online game?

There is simply so much Thai pussy to be had in this country…that it just doesn’t make sense to pursue avenues that you don’t enjoy. If you’re coming from the western world, you might have to utilize methods that you’re not a huge fan of.

Maybe you have a crappy day job that means you have to go out at night to meet girls.

Or maybe you live in a city where the nightlife sucks, leaving you with only online game as an avenue to get laid.

But in Thailand…it’s just not the case. There are so many girls that you can meet through all of the avenues (day, night, online)—it just doesn’t make sense to kill yourself doing something you hate.

So if you don’t drink and hate going out at night—don’t! And seriously—Thailand isn’t a place that you want to go out sober. That sounds terrible.

If you’re really shy about approaching during the day—don’t kill yourself walking around the sweltering streets of Bangkok so you can say that you did daygame.

Or, if you’re old school and don’t like online game—pursue the first ones. You won’t run out of targets and the girls are very receptive.

The point I’m trying to make is this: if you want Thai pussy to rain from the sky, make sure that you don’t burn yourself out. You’ll be far less likely to burn yourself out if you stick to what you know and are good at (and enjoy).

After all—life’s short.

Enjoy it.

Good luck,

-Ben

PS: Make sure you sign up for Thai Cupid if online dating is your weapon of choice.

5 thoughts on “How to Get an Absurd Amount of Thai Pussy”

  1. Can’t say I find this article very useful on game. It’s like: approach a girl and take her to your place. Reality is a bit more complicated than that.

    Here in Phuket many girls are bar girls or just sex freelancers who are after your money. Then there are loads of shy, flaky, busy girls out there.

    It’s possible to sleep with another Thai girl every night (for free) but it takes some real effort.

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